Vaporized

Okay. I'm all done with fatness and top ten lists. Both are old. I now grudgingly admit I love the attention I get from being sexy, (though that guy who honks at me and waves me over every morning while I wait for the bus makes me feel harassed) and my guy has a slim body that completely vaporizes me every time I see him. I mean, I can't make top ten lists about Drongo, because there are too many things to write about: I would bore everyone with "Top Ten Things I Love about Drongo's Nose." It would be stupid.